Mental and physical exhaustion + 5 straight night shifts in a row + 1 Benedryl = really good sleep! I know I'm big and may look like I'm more than 24 weeks pregnant, but I'm not and I'd appreciate you not telling me how big I look and/or asking if I'm sure there aren't twins in there. My job, while I love doing it, really sucks sometimes when it comes to patient outcomes. Why is it that both cats feel the need to be surgically attached to me when I'm sleeping?? Feeling the baby move is completely different than I anticipated; I thought there would be more sharp movements as opposed to light little feelings. I'm told the sharp (i.e. uncomfortable) movements come soon though. Why is Similac already sending me cans of infant formula?!? How can I be so tired all day and not be able to sleep at night?
I'm sure I'll have more installments to add at a later time, but that's all for now. I hope you enjoyed them (and a window in to the way my mind works).